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Chelsea
DEREK
ARE YOU IN APUSH
10:45pmDerek
Chelsea!
No! You failed to judge my extreme laziness!
10:45pmChelsea
WHAT
ALL DINOSAURS SHOULD TAKE APUSH
10:46pmDerek
NO!
DINOSAURS SHOULD TAKE APPH
ADVANCED PLACEMENT PANGEA HISTORY!
10:46pmChelsea
OH MY GOSH
OH MY GOSH
YES
CREATE THAT
NOW
10:47pmDerek
THE CLASS?
10:47pmChelsea
YES
AND THE AP TEST
PLEASE
10:47pmDerek
I CAN"T!

10:47pmChelsea
WHY NOT
10:47pmDerek
I"M NOT A TEACHER!
10:47pmChelsea
THEN BE A TEACHER
10:47pmDerek
OR A WIZARD!
10:47pmChelsea
BE BOTH
10:48pmDerek
I CAN'T BE MR. MELOCHE EITHER CHELSEA!
WHY DO YOU EXPECT SO MUCH OF ME!
10:48pmChelsea
BECAUSE
... BECAUSE

I'M SORRY DEREK
I JUST HOLD YOU TO EXPECTATIONS THAT I CAN'T HOLD MYSELF TO
IT COMES FROM A DEEPLY TROUBLED PAST
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
10:49pmDerek
IT'S OKAY CHELSEA!
YOU CHEERED ME UP REGARDLESS!
BECAUSE THE WORLD IS KIND OF MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT TODAY!
BUT YOU HAVE REMEDIED THIS SITUATION!
THANK YOU.
10:49pmChelsea
WHY IS THIS
YOU ARE A DINOSAUR
EAT THE WORLD
FOR BREAKFAST
TWICE
10:50pmDerek
OMNOMOM.
I WOULD, BUT THEN I WOULD EAT YOU TOO CHELSEA.
AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT.
I WILL EVACUATE THE COOL PEOPLE BEFORE I EAT EARTH.
10:50pmChelsea
YEAH I LIVE ON MARS MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS
SO IT'S COOL
JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA EAT THE EARTH
AND I'LL GO CHILL ON MARS
10:51pmDerek
I'LL BRING YOU SOME OXYGEN THERE SOMETIME.
IT'LL BE COOL.
10:51pmChelsea
YEAH
I THINK I MIGHT NEED THAT
MAYBE
OH AND SOME PEARS
10:51pmDerek
MAYBE AN OZONE TOO.
BUT WHATEVSIES.
ALSO MAYBE SOME DR. PEPPER.
10:52pmChelsea
OH DUDE
10:52pmDerek
OR OTHER SUITABLE DRINK.
10:52pmChelsea
CAN'T FORGET THE DR PEPPER
10:52pmDerek
DR PEPPER IT IS THEN.
10:52pmChelsea
DUDE
WHAT IF
THE OZONE
TASTED
LIKE DR PEPPER
10:52pmDerek
OHSHITSHITSHIT
THAT WOULD BE.
LIKE.
COOL STUFF.
BECAUSE WHEN I EAT THE WORLD.
THE OZONE WOULD BE LIKE A DR PEPPER COATING.
10:53pmChelsea
IN YOUR MOUTH
10:53pmDerek
TO A TOASTY, ROCKY CRUST.
WITH A NICE MELTED LAVA CORE.
OH MAN.
OHMAN.
OHHHHHHHHMAN.
I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THEM.
10:56pmChelsea
DO IT
AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE
AND SEND IT TO ME
10:56pmDerek
OK.
OK.
BUT RIGHT NOW.
I'M GOING TO GO JUMP OFF OF THE MOON.
AND BY THAT, I MEAN THAT I'M GOING TO BED.
10:56pmChelsea
OH OKAY
10:56pmDerek
I WILL TALK TO YOU IN ALL CAPS SOME OTHER TIME CHELSEA.
10:56pmChelsea
EVERY DINOSAUR NEEDS THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP
OKAY YES PLEASE THAT WOULD BE GOOD
10:57pmDerek
MORE LIKE THEIR FUCKINGTERRIFYING SLEEP
BUT NONETHELESS, GOOD NIGHT.
10:57pmChelsea
NIGHT NIGHT WORLD-CONSUMING ALL-POWERFUL D-REX