(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
(703): fucking a dude
(703): i mean: fucking a, dude
(703): wow, that comma made all the difference there
(504): Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
(952): what?
(612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
(936): Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
(1-936): Can I eat your pillow?
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